Monthly Archives: November 2010

Welcome to The Green Lemon

November 26, 2010

The Green Lemon has been a long time coming.

You may or may not know this about me, but I am something of an info junkie. I find something that interests me (yoga, candy-making, co-dependency) and I will spend every minute available to me researching that topic to death. I generally end up something of an amateur expert, complete with notebooks full of notes.

So I was thinking, maybe other people (other than my poor husband who is forced to listen) would like to learn about these things too. Take advantage of my crazed research to get interested in something new.

My first day brainstorming for this blog I came up with a list of over 100 topics and subjects that I consider myself an expert in, or at least have something to say about. Here is a sampling:

How to Make Inexpensive Cleaning Products

How to Make Your Own Bourdoir Book

How to Make a Cafe Rio Salad

How to Pretend You’re Asleep

How to not stress about your wedding

How to stay in love with your spouse even when he does annoying things

How to Stand up For Yourself

Hot to Not Disclose You are a Facebook Stalker

How to Survive a Crazy Loud, Techno-Loving Downstairs Neighbor

How to Interpret your Dreams

How to Know if the Child You are Nannying Hates You

How to Make Killer Guacamole

How to Fight Fair

Bad Romance Novels, & Why I Aspire to Write One

How to Pretend You Know what is Going on While Watching Sports

How to Get Your SH** Together, House Edition

How to Survive a Breakup

How to Keep your Blood Sugar Low

How to Pass a Shakespeare Literature class without reading a single play

How to Train for Your First Triathlon / Half-Marathon / 5K

How to Be On Time

How to not be afraid of the Adult Room at the Blue Boutique

How to Know if Someone is Stuck in High School

How to Appreciate Trashy TV Shows