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Category Archives: Holy Matrimony

Another Actual Conversation From an Actual Marriage

We’re sitting on our new couch. The very first piece of furniture we’ve ever purchased. Okay, we’re not sitting, we’re sprawling. His head is on one end, mine is on the other. Its a microfiber heaven. There’s really no reason … Continue reading

An Actual Conversation from an Actual Marriage

The following true life events occurred over the weekend. As I feel the scene has great dramatic potential I am presenting it to you as a screen play. Movie agents are to contact me directly through my email. SETTING: Costco. … Continue reading

How to Stay in Love with Your Spouse Even When He/She Does Annoying Things

On February 15, 2008, the first full day of wearing my brand new sparkling engagement ring, I realized something alarming. Everyone, and I mean everyone, wanted to give me advice. Some of it was great (Write in your journal! Have your … Continue reading