As your loving mother I admit to handing down your phobia of the sun (skin cancer). You can blame that on your stylish grandmother, who by the way has reason for her worry. I must tell you that suffering from SAD myself has led me to the tanning booths or the white beaches of the Caribbean most recently, in search of a bit of a lift myself. There is a little bird on my shoulder whispering into my ear that I’m in danger and I need to act my age and quit caring about the pale color of my aging skin. But when I look down at my white gams and think about the new tennis skirt I’ll be sporting at the club next week with all those white women…I just can’t help myself…just this once. And I lay back in the warm sunshine (assuring your dad that “yes I have my sunscreen on!” even if it is only spf8), pull out my nook reader, order a $6 diet coke.
Goodbye winter blues.
(P.S. – This is your mother speaking….do not go to tanning booths, and always wear your screen – you know skin cancer runs in the family!)
I love your posts. They are so funny!!! The A, B, C, D, DD post was so funny I almost fell out of my chair. The 1/2 marathon, I hope to accomplish one day myself. For now I am sticking with the 5Ks.
We are heading up to Las Vegas for a day or two as we pass through on a road trip this summer, would you be interested in meeting us there? The kids will be with us.
Anna Blocher-Rubin
Found your blog via your Dad’s FB page. Loving your sense of humor. Make your Dad your writing assistant for a summer and write a book on all the crazy things that happen in a young couples marriage.
This is my first visit to your blog.. courtesy of your dad’s facebook page, and it will not be my last. I find your comments, advice and observations more than hilarious. I was able to identify with everything (with exception to U2, which I enjoy, but with less intensity). Thank you for sharing your thoughts and ideas… it really does help me feel less crazy or at least less alone in my world of crazy thoughts and perceptions of others!
Hi Jenna, my husband works with yours and directed me to your blog today. Just wanted to say thanks for the laughs. I’m sure I will keep up in the future!
Came across your blog haphazardly a few weeks ago. Love the premise and your writings. This is the kind of blog I always wanted, but could never actually pull off. Your blog name “Green Lemon” actually inspired me to write a little poem you can check out on my site if you are interested.
HI Jenna,
Its been a while, but I am back to reading your blog. Its inspirational that is for sure. The Blocher-Rubins hope all is going well up in Utah! Oh yeah Zoe got to meet your dad, now she wants to read his latest book. So it is on the list of books to read. Ilycia is reading now too. They both like to read. I look forward to more of your posts!
Anna
I received a comment from you on my blog in December thanking me for adding the green lemon to my blogroll. I regret that it has taken me this long to return the thanks.
It was so exciting and inspiring to me to receive a comment, let along a compliment from the very talented offspring of my favorite author! It has been months since I blogged, but re-reading your comment has me feeling inspired again. Hopefully I can be moved to share the things I need to, rather than the things I think others want to read, and maybe provide a little inspiration for others along the way. Thanks for the belly laughs every time I read one of your posts – you’re simply awesome!
February 9, 2011
As your loving mother I admit to handing down your phobia of the sun (skin cancer). You can blame that on your stylish grandmother, who by the way has reason for her worry. I must tell you that suffering from SAD myself has led me to the tanning booths or the white beaches of the Caribbean most recently, in search of a bit of a lift myself. There is a little bird on my shoulder whispering into my ear that I’m in danger and I need to act my age and quit caring about the pale color of my aging skin. But when I look down at my white gams and think about the new tennis skirt I’ll be sporting at the club next week with all those white women…I just can’t help myself…just this once. And I lay back in the warm sunshine (assuring your dad that “yes I have my sunscreen on!” even if it is only spf8), pull out my nook reader, order a $6 diet coke.
Goodbye winter blues.
(P.S. – This is your mother speaking….do not go to tanning booths, and always wear your screen – you know skin cancer runs in the family!)
February 9, 2011
This is hysterical! Your secret is safe with me…
May 17, 2011
I love your posts. They are so funny!!! The A, B, C, D, DD post was so funny I almost fell out of my chair. The 1/2 marathon, I hope to accomplish one day myself. For now I am sticking with the 5Ks.
We are heading up to Las Vegas for a day or two as we pass through on a road trip this summer, would you be interested in meeting us there? The kids will be with us.
Anna Blocher-Rubin
July 13, 2011
Found your blog via your Dad’s FB page. Loving your sense of humor. Make your Dad your writing assistant for a summer and write a book on all the crazy things that happen in a young couples marriage.
July 21, 2011
I love this idea! Think he’d go for it?
July 13, 2011
This is my first visit to your blog.. courtesy of your dad’s facebook page, and it will not be my last. I find your comments, advice and observations more than hilarious. I was able to identify with everything (with exception to U2, which I enjoy, but with less intensity). Thank you for sharing your thoughts and ideas… it really does help me feel less crazy or at least less alone in my world of crazy thoughts and perceptions of others!
July 13, 2011
I totally enjoyed your blog.
July 13, 2011
Enter Your Comment…
July 16, 2011
Jenna,
I really enjoyed your blog. Here is a new name for the boobs: I call them “my shelf” because my food ends up there.
July 16, 2011
sorry Jenna. I didn’t know that my comment went through. DUH
July 20, 2011
So true about baby showers!!
July 20, 2011
My daughter showed me how to post!!!!! I love your blog!
August 4, 2011
Hi Jenna, my husband works with yours and directed me to your blog today. Just wanted to say thanks for the laughs. I’m sure I will keep up in the future!
August 4, 2011
Thanks, Brenda! I’m glad you liked it!
August 17, 2011
My husband works with yours too. Super fun.
August 17, 2011
Came across your blog haphazardly a few weeks ago. Love the premise and your writings. This is the kind of blog I always wanted, but could never actually pull off. Your blog name “Green Lemon” actually inspired me to write a little poem you can check out on my site if you are interested.
August 19, 2011
I loved your poem!
January 3, 2012
HI Jenna,
Its been a while, but I am back to reading your blog. Its inspirational that is for sure. The Blocher-Rubins hope all is going well up in Utah! Oh yeah Zoe got to meet your dad, now she wants to read his latest book. So it is on the list of books to read. Ilycia is reading now too. They both like to read. I look forward to more of your posts!
Anna
January 30, 2012
Dear Jenna,
I received a comment from you on my blog in December thanking me for adding the green lemon to my blogroll. I regret that it has taken me this long to return the thanks.
It was so exciting and inspiring to me to receive a comment, let along a compliment from the very talented offspring of my favorite author! It has been months since I blogged, but re-reading your comment has me feeling inspired again. Hopefully I can be moved to share the things I need to, rather than the things I think others want to read, and maybe provide a little inspiration for others along the way. Thanks for the belly laughs every time I read one of your posts – you’re simply awesome!